What the doctor ordered!
AI - Ad Industry Doc - The Wise Doc AI : Doc - we need a way to show ads on prime time. Doc : Ok? AI : We need to show ads every 2 minutes Doc : Hmm. AI : Is it even possible or are we greedy? Doc : Any thing is possible my dear AI. There is a religion worshipped by Indians that we can exploit. It is called Cricket. Let us come up with a 20 over format and force the players to play fast - so you can show ads every 2 minutes - between the overs. Also encourage the batsmen to treat their wickets with scant respect - so they will get out quicker - and you can show more ads during that time. AI : What about replays? Doc : Screw the replays - no one will care how the batsman got out - either he will be clean bowled or caught somewhere on the boundary line. AI : That is wonderful. God bless your wisdom tooth. Doc : You are welcome my dear friend. Even though you did not ask I will give you one more opportunity to show more ads - introduce a "strategic time-out...